A few questions whose answers I'd one day like to know...
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he steps out of a shower even though he doesn't wear any pants in the first place?
Why is it that a "new and improved" version of your laptop is released immediately after you've bought it?
Why does Pecos play shit music only when YOU go there?
Why is there never a loo around when you actually need one?
Why do people log on to GTalk and then say that they dont want to chat?
If everyone hates Himesh Reshammiya's music as they claim to do, then who actually buys his CD's?
And finally, why am I balding at an extremely alarming rate?