Saturday, March 21, 2009

Marijuanalogues II

I don't get anti-weed commercials at all. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for dissuading youngsters from indulging in harmful activities, which pot smoking clearly is. But they have to understand that their commercials don't work.

Commercial 1

Two young girls sitting on a couch. One of them has just smoked, and she's slowly melting into the couch. The other girl talks about how her friend is no longer fun ever since she started smoking up.

I look at an ad like that and my only thought is, "How do I get hold of that weed? I've had 'forget what I was talking about' pot, but somewhere in the world there exists 'melting into the couch' s**t? Damn, I HAVE to get that!"

Commercial 2

A bunch of guys are smoking for the first time. The first one takes one hit from the bong, and then proceeds to pick up a gun, screams "I'm high! Nothing can hurt me!", points the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.

Yeah, what do stoners put next to their bongs? That's right, their f**king gun.

What I think they should do is hire a stoner to direct the next ad. Although it would take a stoner forever to explain the concept of the ad because once a stoner starts talking, they just cannot shut up.

3 Comments:

Blogger X said...

Damn, I have never seen such a commerical...maybe I should make one

March 22, 2009 at 12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly, people who thought that shit up never smoked any weed. If they did, they'd be far more creative.

March 22, 2009 at 3:27 PM  
Blogger Jade said...

@Loon,
You should see the second one. Especially when you're high. It's really quite funny.

*laughs*
I'm going to go look for it now!!!

March 22, 2009 at 5:08 PM  

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