A few questions whose answers I'd one day like to know...
Why is that after a couple has had sex in a Hollywood flick, the bedsheet goes all the way down to the waist for the guy but only till the armpits for the woman?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he steps out of a shower even though he doesn't wear any pants in the first place?
Why is it that a "new and improved" version of your laptop is released immediately after you've bought it?
Why does Pecos play shit music only when YOU go there?
Why is there never a loo around when you actually need one?
Why do people log on to GTalk and then say that they dont want to chat?
If everyone hates Himesh Reshammiya's music as they claim to do, then who actually buys his CD's?
And finally, why am I balding at an extremely alarming rate?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he steps out of a shower even though he doesn't wear any pants in the first place?
Why is it that a "new and improved" version of your laptop is released immediately after you've bought it?
Why does Pecos play shit music only when YOU go there?
Why is there never a loo around when you actually need one?
Why do people log on to GTalk and then say that they dont want to chat?
If everyone hates Himesh Reshammiya's music as they claim to do, then who actually buys his CD's?
And finally, why am I balding at an extremely alarming rate?
posted by Epic_Lad at
10:15 PM
7 Comments:
-your last query..you don't listen to smart folks like me when i advise you to use olive oil. hence the alarming loss of hair.
please use olive oil
and if that doesn't work
please don't resort to a toupe.
Oops...sorry dear, i already have four. And one of them's a fro.
AHA!
I knew there was something different about you when we met again. ^___^
Dear mr. Akash,
You're alright, no matter what.
Ah, thank you for the kind words...but i really really wish my hairline would stop receding :(
alternatively you may have to perform 12 years of penance in the himalayas to be rewarded with flourishing tresses..
also refrain from wearing that shiny gold shirt.
Sorry...I plan to wear it one of these days.
The Disco Inferno strikes again!!!
"Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he steps out of a shower even though he doesn't wear any pants in the first place?"
HAHAHA!!!!!
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