Celebrities I Particularly Dislike...

*Paris Hilton*

Dumb...Jail Bird...Flashes her beaver on a regular basis...Started the annoying trend of carrying miniature dogs on the armpit...Released a God-Awful album...Was denied her share of the Hilton fortune...Don't even get me started on the sex-tape. This woman has completely revolutionized the art of making a complete ass of oneself. The miniscule difference in the mental capacity between her and a fully grown African baboon will have Darwin rolling in his grave. "Thats Hot!!", yeah, you can say that again.

*Rick Salomon*

He's laid Shannon Doherty, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. My question is this, WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!?!? And why is it that these female celebrities have a mad urge to have sex with him? Either he's very well endowed, or the women in question here are morons. I personally think its the latter.

*Michael Bolton*

Stupid crooning man-diva. Makes me want to rip my ears out just so that I won't have to listen to his whiny voice.

*Celine Dion*

Celine Dion is actually a horse disguised as a human being. Next time you see her, just look at that thing she calls a "nose". The only living thing with a nose that big has to be a horse. And it looks like she married her father. Ewww...

*Tom Cruise*

Sofa hopping, Scientology peddling, Umbilical Cord eating Midget.

*Jean Claude Van Damme*

Here's a short summary of every movie this idiot has starred in. "He's a karate master/cyborg/spy/cop/masseuse who, with the help of an amusing side-kick, has to save the world and defeat an evil super cyborg/drug lord/dominatrix while he's at it. Note: The only way to save the earth is through a long complex kung-fu sequence with the bad guy". And he can't act.

*Amitabh Bachchan*

Apparently he's signed a contract which states that he has to make an appearance in every single Bollywood movie ever released or is scheduled for release this decade. Somebody buy this man a dictionary and point out the word OVERKILL to him.