I'm rich I tell you!!!!!!!!!

Click on ad. Make me rich.

T Shirt

I know, the shape looks odd. I know. But imagine this print on a normal t-shirt. It'll look nice no? A "Frank Lampard - Chelsea" shirt coming soon..

The back of this shirt will have a generic quote on Henry by Andy Gray.

Chicken Monkey

This happened last week.

A friend and I had just finished 4 XXL joints between the two of us, and obviously I was completely baked. At some point during my fight to maintain consciousness, I had thought of a really good joke so I wrote it down. I remember that it was really funny because both my friend and I had laughed at it for a good ten minutes.

When I eventually did wake up, I looked at my note pad where I had written that killer joke. All that was written on it was "Chicken Monkey".

Sigh.

Marijuanalogues II

I don't get anti-weed commercials at all. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for dissuading youngsters from indulging in harmful activities, which pot smoking clearly is. But they have to understand that their commercials don't work.

Commercial 1

Two young girls sitting on a couch. One of them has just smoked, and she's slowly melting into the couch. The other girl talks about how her friend is no longer fun ever since she started smoking up.

I look at an ad like that and my only thought is, "How do I get hold of that weed? I've had 'forget what I was talking about' pot, but somewhere in the world there exists 'melting into the couch' s**t? Damn, I HAVE to get that!"

Commercial 2

A bunch of guys are smoking for the first time. The first one takes one hit from the bong, and then proceeds to pick up a gun, screams "I'm high! Nothing can hurt me!", points the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.

Yeah, what do stoners put next to their bongs? That's right, their f**king gun.

What I think they should do is hire a stoner to direct the next ad. Although it would take a stoner forever to explain the concept of the ad because once a stoner starts talking, they just cannot shut up.

Boldly going where no Jew has gone before

Bernie Madoff, what a guy. I can't help but think of him every time someone mentions the global recession to me.

50 billion dollars. He stole 50 billion dollars. Does take one's breath away doesn't it?

What was he planning to do with $50 billion? Start his own f**king space program?!? I suppose it does make sense if you're bat shit insane. NASA's annual budget is a measly 17 billion anyway, so I guess he was trying to do mankind a service by finding life on other planets because those idiots at Washington sure as hell weren't going to do it. Here's to Bernard Madoff, the greatest pioneer of space travel who never was.

Marijuanalogues

I've tried quitting weed...nah, not really. Weed's too awesome, that's the problem.

Though I do hate smelly pot. Really, that's the worst thing in the world. Even worse than amateur death metal bands.

I'm talking about weed that doesn't even get you high, it just reeks. And I'm cursed with this s**t all the time.

In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have hidden the weed in my shoe.

How Do You?

Miley Cyrus plans to "ruin" Radiohead because they refused to meet her after an awards ceremony. She blasted the band on a radio show saying, "Stinkin Radiohead! I'm gonna ruin them. I'm gonna tell everyone!"

Yeah, thats it. That's the whole story.

I'd love to make a joke about that, but really, the joke's pretty much written itself.

Of men and.....

There's a really annoying ad on TV these days, which I think is for a Maruti Suzuki car. It has a f**king annoying song which goes, "Who's the man now?!? Who's the man now?!?".

This may sound really messed up but wouldn't that song be perfect for advertising sex change operations?

Theatre of Dreams

This was supposed to be a part of the previous post but it just disappeared somehow.

Photoshop makes everything look nice no?

Art is hard

Whenever boredom strikes, I reach out for Photoshop.

All these pictures took less than 5 minutes to make, so that would explain the lack of quality. I'm planning on refining and improving them over the next few days.









This picture was taken last year in college. I liked the "text behind foliage" idea so I tried to make one of my own. Fairly decent attempt I guess.












Another blog banner. Everything's more "modern" looking here. And a nice take on Gandhi's three monkeys.


My idea for an SF poster. EXTREMELY ROUGH IDEA SO FAR.

The sea will be hand drawn to make it look more cartoon like.

Maybe a small fishing trawler on the left side of the sea.

And definitely a change in font.

Evil? Who, me?

In case you were wondering if the universe enjoyed a fair bit of irony, this should convince you that it indeed does. Slumdog Millionaire star Azharuddin Ismail's home is set to be razed within a week. This decision was made by Officers of the Brihanmumbai Municipal Council who said "the media attention on Ismail's family brought attention to the illegal home and it will be razed within a week." Haha! And people think I'm evil!











Head of the Brihanmumbai Municipal Council.