What's in a name?...A fucking lot!!!

For those of you who don't know, Jay-Z is also known as the "C.E.O. of Hip-Hop". That may sound pretty stupid to some, but I think thats fairly acceptable compared to the kinds of nicknames his colleagues in the Hip-Hop industry use.

Case in point, Mr. Sean John Combs. Now this man has pretty much taken it to the next level. The following are a list of his aliases, Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy, Puffy, Puff and Sean John. Now this obviously confused his fan base, who were dumb enough to begin with (anyone who's a fan of a 'rapper' who just says "Yeah....yeah....uh....what" throughout an entire song is pretty much brain dead anyway), to such an extent that he's still known as P. Diddy in New Zealand and U.K., while fans in the US and Asia now call him Puffy Combs. I can picture it now, a sold out P. Diddy gig, thousands of fans cheering, he then shouts out "Say my name New York/L.A./Paris etc. !!!!!". A thousand different voices shouting out a thousand different names. Wonder how many times thats happened?

Okay, enough about him. On to some other hip-hoppers.

Every rapper who adds the word 'Lil' to his name is just plain ridiculous as far as I'm concerned. Lil Flip, Lil Wayne, Lil Boosie, Lil Mo, etc. In case you have not actually seen these men I just mentioned, let me just tell you this: There is nothing little about them. In fact, most of them are akin to gigantic ape-like creatures of some sort. I just have one thing to say to these gentlemen, "Please, please look at yourselves in the mirror. Yes, you ARE over six feet tall. Your left bicep is bigger than my freakin' head!!"

Don't even get me started on Snoop Dogg. All I want to know is whetherhim and Nate Dogg are cousins of some sort?