Friday, April 3, 2009
What? No money? Me Sad Now
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Monday, March 30, 2009
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Saturday, March 21, 2009
Chicken Monkey
This happened last week.
A friend and I had just finished 4 XXL joints between the two of us, and obviously I was completely baked. At some point during my fight to maintain consciousness, I had thought of a really good joke so I wrote it down. I remember that it was really funny because both my friend and I had laughed at it for a good ten minutes.
When I eventually did wake up, I looked at my note pad where I had written that killer joke. All that was written on it was "Chicken Monkey".
Sigh.
A friend and I had just finished 4 XXL joints between the two of us, and obviously I was completely baked. At some point during my fight to maintain consciousness, I had thought of a really good joke so I wrote it down. I remember that it was really funny because both my friend and I had laughed at it for a good ten minutes.
When I eventually did wake up, I looked at my note pad where I had written that killer joke. All that was written on it was "Chicken Monkey".
Sigh.
Marijuanalogues II
I don't get anti-weed commercials at all. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for dissuading youngsters from indulging in harmful activities, which pot smoking clearly is. But they have to understand that their commercials don't work.
Commercial 1
Two young girls sitting on a couch. One of them has just smoked, and she's slowly melting into the couch. The other girl talks about how her friend is no longer fun ever since she started smoking up.
I look at an ad like that and my only thought is, "How do I get hold of that weed? I've had 'forget what I was talking about' pot, but somewhere in the world there exists 'melting into the couch' s**t? Damn, I HAVE to get that!"
Commercial 2
A bunch of guys are smoking for the first time. The first one takes one hit from the bong, and then proceeds to pick up a gun, screams "I'm high! Nothing can hurt me!", points the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.
Yeah, what do stoners put next to their bongs? That's right, their f**king gun.
What I think they should do is hire a stoner to direct the next ad. Although it would take a stoner forever to explain the concept of the ad because once a stoner starts talking, they just cannot shut up.
Commercial 1
Two young girls sitting on a couch. One of them has just smoked, and she's slowly melting into the couch. The other girl talks about how her friend is no longer fun ever since she started smoking up.
I look at an ad like that and my only thought is, "How do I get hold of that weed? I've had 'forget what I was talking about' pot, but somewhere in the world there exists 'melting into the couch' s**t? Damn, I HAVE to get that!"
Commercial 2
A bunch of guys are smoking for the first time. The first one takes one hit from the bong, and then proceeds to pick up a gun, screams "I'm high! Nothing can hurt me!", points the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.
Yeah, what do stoners put next to their bongs? That's right, their f**king gun.
What I think they should do is hire a stoner to direct the next ad. Although it would take a stoner forever to explain the concept of the ad because once a stoner starts talking, they just cannot shut up.