"Teri Monkey" - Harbhajan Singh to Andrew Symonds (allegedly)
The most ridiculous piece of news in the past few days has to be the controversy surrounding Shah Rukh Khan's new movie "Billu Barber". Well, to those of you who thankfully don't keep track of the latest entertainment news, there's been a few problems with the title of the movie. Certain sections of the population seemed to have been offended by the term "barber", considering it to be derogatory and also a politically incorrect way of saying "hair-dresser".
Wow. Who knew the barber...uh, I mean hair-dressing lobby group in India was so powerful that it even managed to dictate terms to superstars like SRK?
"Billu Barber", already a nominee for the dumbest-name-for-a-Bollywood-movie award, will now be simply called "Billu" (the eventual winner). Let me repeat that, Bil-fucking-lu! Doesn't that sound like a nick-name given to a mentally retarded Bihari child? Imagine award shows, "The award for movie of the year goes to...BILLU!". And out comes a fat little boy, waving his hands around like a maniac and drooling all over the microphone while giving the acceptance speech.
F**k, barbers (generally tend to be poor, and from the cow belt) and hairdressers (generally tend to be gay) are not the same thing. And the character in the movie is CLEARLY a barber, so whats gotten the hairdressers' panties in a twist?
And, if we're all going to be so politically correct, lets rename everything then.
"Maa ki" becomes "Monkey".
"Rape Victim" becomes "Unwilling Sperm Recipient".
Wow. Who knew the barber...uh, I mean hair-dressing lobby group in India was so powerful that it even managed to dictate terms to superstars like SRK?
"Billu Barber", already a nominee for the dumbest-name-for-a-Bollywood-movie award, will now be simply called "Billu" (the eventual winner). Let me repeat that, Bil-fucking-lu! Doesn't that sound like a nick-name given to a mentally retarded Bihari child? Imagine award shows, "The award for movie of the year goes to...BILLU!". And out comes a fat little boy, waving his hands around like a maniac and drooling all over the microphone while giving the acceptance speech.
F**k, barbers (generally tend to be poor, and from the cow belt) and hairdressers (generally tend to be gay) are not the same thing. And the character in the movie is CLEARLY a barber, so whats gotten the hairdressers' panties in a twist?
And, if we're all going to be so politically correct, lets rename everything then.
"Maa ki" becomes "Monkey".
"Rape Victim" becomes "Unwilling Sperm Recipient".
posted by Epic_Lad at
6:48 PM
3 Comments:
'Unwilling sperm recipient'
Heehee, we want more examples...please
Oh and Billu is a trippy name...If I'm made someone's Godfather I'm gonna name that kid something like that
i didn't expect you Mr Loon to want to stick some unsuspecting kid with an urk name...after all you've been through (wink wink) muahaha...
some rapists don't manage to send any sperm to be unwillingly received...many laa kaalej-type definitional difficulties would arise...lol
Bleh
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