Eat this, Darwin!

Today, I saw a clip of George Bush which just blew my mind. My brain has been reduced to a gooey mess, and I'm still struggling to come to terms with what I just saw.

A reporter asked him, "What are your views on evolution?"
He replies, in all seriousness, "Well, when it comes to evolution, the jury's still out."

What jury?!? Where?!? When the leader of the free world says things like that, I have a hard time sleeping knowing that he controls over 12,000 nukes and could set them off whenever he thought the time was right.

Obama can't take over soon enough according to me.