Chicken Monkey
This happened last week.
A friend and I had just finished 4 XXL joints between the two of us, and obviously I was completely baked. At some point during my fight to maintain consciousness, I had thought of a really good joke so I wrote it down. I remember that it was really funny because both my friend and I had laughed at it for a good ten minutes.
When I eventually did wake up, I looked at my note pad where I had written that killer joke. All that was written on it was "Chicken Monkey".
Sigh.
A friend and I had just finished 4 XXL joints between the two of us, and obviously I was completely baked. At some point during my fight to maintain consciousness, I had thought of a really good joke so I wrote it down. I remember that it was really funny because both my friend and I had laughed at it for a good ten minutes.
When I eventually did wake up, I looked at my note pad where I had written that killer joke. All that was written on it was "Chicken Monkey".
Sigh.
posted by Epic_Lad at
7:59 PM
17 Comments:
Wtf is chicken monkey? This is the third time I'm hearing it now
haha!!!
Its nothing. Just a meaningless thing I wrote when I was high. That's all it is!
I think it's pretty funny. wait... i think i'm a teeny wee bit high. wtf.
Oh ok...
Well, if you ever see a monkey pumping a hen from behind...you know what to say
Chicken Monkey makes me think of this weird monkey like creature with a hen's head.
Who likes pecking at banana seeds?
What clucks as it swings from tree to tree?
When you're in trouble, who do you hope to see?
CHICKEN MONKEY!!!
*giggles*
P.S. It has vestigial wing like ummm... wings?
And the tail is as long as a monkey's, but covered in feathers.
Maybe it's like one of those evil monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.
http://images.google.co.in/imgres?imgurl=http://images.entertainmentearth.com/%255CAUTOIMAGES%255CGE10724lg.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp%3Fnumber%3DGE10724&usg=__Vy1wlaF0M0FtA68YHMrbwPInZiM=&h=500&w=500&sz=31&hl=en&start=14&um=1&tbnid=9LhwV54vyLXTdM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Devil%2Bmonkey%2Bwizard%2Bof%2Boz%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
Damn, that looks odd.
Aaaaaaah!
Dude!!! I imagined a more chicken, less monkey like creature! And this is like a Gorilla!!!
O_O
But yeah, I guess this could be the form of the warrior clan of the chicken monkeys.
Yeah, the chicken monkey warrior clan. And they have toga wearing chimps as bureaucrats.
Ha ha ha, toga wearing chimps...I would love to see that
@ Sir Loon,
http://wiw.org/~jess/wp-uploads/monkeys.jpg
Anything else?
*grins*
LMAO...good stuff
Ok, since we are on this...I would also like to see Olga, Jolie and Julia Roberts in a Wet Tshirt contest...anyone?
Since you asked:
http://poetry.rotten.com/whizz/
Warning: Graphic Image.
Haha! Made you look!
Oh fuck fuck...NO!!!
Damn, I fell for it!
Hehe, you're alright Marvel. Still this is a 100 times better than what I did to Clover. Tricked her into watching "2 Girls 1 Cup" haha!
Ha ha, thankfuly I haven't seen that yet
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